if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
Noeeeeeeeel! I just looked in the cabinet and found out that my house is out of onions and I'm planning to do my utmost to keep it that way! Is this a good improvement???
You spelled my name wrong i am not talking to you







